I'm sitting at the computer, minding my own business when in my peripheral vision I see a...something...rocket across my wall. It was a spider. A big, ol' nasty spider.
I have had issues with arachnids ever since I read that urban legend saying that a person, while sleeping, eats an average of eight spiders per year. In a half-hearted attempt to cure my irrational fear, I grabbed my camera and used a pencil to chase the thing into better light and snap a couple of photos.
I'm not proud of what happened next.